The Housecat

The Frenchman’s wife, “So, this is where you love to be?”

Frère, “Oui, je suis un chat d’appartement!”
(Translation: Yes, I am a housecat!)
The Frenchman’s wife, “I can see that!”

The Frenchman, “Well you won’t have to worry
about the nature. You can be a housecat
the rest of your life if you like, because
we’re going home tomorrow.”