Saturday, September 17

Another one

 The Frenchman’s wife, “Guess what!”
Frère, “I have no idea, what.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Tomorrow you're going to get a bath.”
Frère, “Non!”
(Translation: No I am not!)

The Frenchman, “But you have to have one
because you layed in the dirt.”

Frère, “Je refuse!”
(Translation: I refuse!)
The Frenchman’s wife, “But it’s not healthy to be dirty.”

Frère, “Did someone leave the window open?
I think I hear the wind whisteling.”