Wednesday, June 29

L’Interview de Frère

The Frenchman, “Frère, may we interview you?”
Frère, “Go ahead.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Why are you called Frère?”
Frère, “It means “brother” in French
and that is what I am!”

The Frenchman, “What type of cat are you?”
Frère, “Je suis un French cat!”

The Frenchman’s wife, “What is your favorite thing?”
Frère, “Food, of course!”

The Frenchman, “When would you like your next bath?”
Frère, “What kind of a question is that!
The interview is over!!!”

The Frenchman’s wife, “But we have more questions!”
Frère, “I sleep now!”