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Frère, “What are you cooking today?”
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Frère, “I can teach you how to cook some
nice tasty meat if you like?”
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Frère, “You know meat contains lots of
good things for you!”
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The Frenchman’s wife, “I know that but
we’re not cooking any meat today.”
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Frère, “Are you crazy? What are
you eating, air?”
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The Frenchman’s wife, “No, we’re eating
vegetarian.”
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Frère, “GROSS! That is the nastiest
thing ever!”
*Note: To see Frère’s first attempt at teaching the Frenchman’s wife how to cook
click here.