The Box of Dirt

Frère, “Do you know what this is? I saw

him dumping dirt in it.”

Caline, “I can’t tell what it is.” 

Frère, “It doesn't smell like much.”

Caline, “From this side it looks the same.”

Caline, “It really just seams to be a big

box of dirt.”

Caline, “Maybe if I attack it… no...

no reaction.”

Caline, “What is the point of this thing?”

Frère, “I think he’s lost his mind.”

*Note: This is not just a big box of dirt it is a planter in which to plant a very small garden.

French Lesson 3

Frère, “This is the worst word in the whole

French language!!! It means "the bath".”

Frère, “I don’t want to use it in a sentence because it is

so nasty! But to educate you on avoiding it …

J'ai juste eu un bain.”

(Translation: I just had a bath.)

Frère, “That tastes so bad coming out! But now you

know if your hear or see the words

“Le Bain”, run!”

Frère, “Now I’m going to give myself a proper cleaning.”

*Note: To see Frère‘s other French Lessons click here. And to see more pictures of Caline and Frère all wet after there baths click here. This is bath number 7.

La Reine

The Frenchman’s wife, “Caline, look at you! Do you think

you’re the queen of the couch?”

Caline, “I don’t think it I know that I am!”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Oh…”

Caline, “Oui! Apportez moi du poisson frais!”

(Translation: Yes! Now Bring me some fresh fish!)

The Frenchman’s wife, “We don’t have any more.”

Caline, “Quoi! Mais la Reine l'exige!”

(Translation: What! But the Queen demands it!)

La Plume

The Frenchman, “Frère, did you eat the bird that

feather belonged to?”

Frère, “No! I would never harm a bird! The feather just

blew on the balcony by it’s self.”

The Frenchman, “Ok, if you say so.”

Frère, “But this feather has become my most

favorite thing!”

Frère, “I love it so much that I kiss it… mouah!”

Frère, “And I give it lots of hugs!!!”

*Note: No birds were harmed!

No More Room!

The Frenchman’s wife, “Frère, you almost don’t fit in

the cubby when you lay like that.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Be careful you may role out.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Caline, I really don’t think that

there is enough room in there for you.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “You just pushed him out!!!”

Caline, “Yes and now there’s room for me!”

*Note: Caline and Frère love to sleep in the bookcase. To see pictures of them when they were smaller and could both fit click here.

Qui est-ce?

The Frenchman’s wife, “Is there someone tucked

under there?”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Oh, it’s you Caline.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “It is really nice to sleep under

the pillows and blanket on the couch?”

Caline, “Oui.”

(Translation: Yes.)

The Slipper

*Note: Late at night the Frenchman woke up and in the dark this is what he found...

The Frenchman, “What are you playing with?”

Caline, “Nothing.”

The Frenchman, “That’s my slipper, please give it back

I don’t want cold feet.”

Caline, “Never!!!”



*Note: Caline has always loved the Frenchman's foot, click here to see more!