L’Interview de Frère

The Frenchman, “Frère, may we interview you?”

Frère, “Go ahead.”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Why are you called Frère?”

Frère, “It means “brother” in French

and that is what I am!”

The Frenchman, “What type of cat are you?”

Frère, “Je suis un French cat!”

The Frenchman’s wife, “What is your favorite thing?”

Frère, “Food, of course!”

The Frenchman, “When would you like your next bath?”

Frère, “What kind of a question is that!

The interview is over!!!”

The Frenchman’s wife, “But we have more questions!”

Frère, “I sleep now!”

The Iron Box

Caline, “I have found this nice box to make a home in!”

The Frenchman's wife, “You know I am

only letting you play in the box

for a little while.”

Caline, “I know but it is mine!”

The Frenchman's wife, “You will

give it back.”

Caline, “Never! I will defend my home!”

The Frenchman's wife, “Very well then...”

Caline, “Where did she go!”

The Frenchman's wife, “I told you, you

would give me back the box.”

Caline, “I was tricked!”

Caline et la Chaussure

The Frenchman’s wife, “Caline what are you doing with

your head in the Frenchman’s shoe?

Surely it smells bad!”

Caline, “I was hiding my toy from Frère in it.”

Jungle Cats!

Frère, “Je suis un Jungle Cat!”

Caline, “In the Jungle we hide.”

Frère, “And in the Jungle we play!”

The Frenchman, “Caline, Frère, you're not in the Jungle,

get out from the potted plants!”

Hard at Work Cleaning

The Frenchman, “Caline, why after every

meal do you work so hard to clean yourself?

I've seen you work for 30 minutes before

stopping! Are you sure it’s needed?”

Caline, “Cleaning is the most important task!!!”

Appearances May Be Deceiving!

The Frenchman, “Caline why do you and Frère

look so different?”

The Frenchman, “He’s bigger than you. And his ears

are taller, his nose is larger and his face is wider

and longer than yours?”

The Frenchman, “If you really are born on the same day

and brother and sister shouldn’t you look the same?”

Caline, “We just have more genes in us than the

breeder cats do!”

Frère, “We’re closer to the original first cat that God made.”

La Corbeille derrière le Rideau

The Frenchman, “Caline, what are you doing

behind there?”

Caline, “I found this nice basket.”

Caline, “And now I am going to take a nap in it!”