Attention aux Pieds

The Frenchman’s wife, “Caline, you know that

it is not very wise to lay there.”

Caline, “Why?”

The Frenchman’s wife, “Because it is right where people 

put there feet when they sit on the couch.”

Caline, “Oh, well I’ll move.”

Caline, “How’s this?”
The Frenchman’s wife, “Not much better.”